Year In Review

Highlights:

-Trip to Florida  in July with TheRealMZ. So many drunken moments + beach + sun + no work = COMPLETE BLISS.  

-Finding out my sister was pregnant with my second niece (PLEASE PLEASE!) / nephew (I’ll love you anyway, little buddy) at the arboretum. When I came back from getting us food, my sister had changed my adorable little nephew into a “BIG BROTHER” shirt.

-Oktoberfest = Dancing the night away between couples, eating stranger’s corn on the cob, almost getting fought by a large, black woman and other moments I will not disclose.

Lowlights:

-Having to put our family dog down; RIP sweet, sweet Oprah

-NYE

-Watching my grandparents get older/sick.

Embarrassing moments:

-The time I got lost in the parking lot at the galleria and ended up in tears begging strangers to take me around looking for my car

-The time I drove off with the gas pump still in my car and didn’t realize it until I was halfway down the highway

-The 928392388 times I’ve ran out of gas

-The time I forgot I was wearing underwear in the dressing room at Forever 21 until after I had put on my pants so I just stuffed them in my pants and walked out, eventually causing the panties to create a very large lump in the back of my pants.

-Realizing I was sober for every single one of the above moments.

Things I've learned:
-Apparently cars don't just fix themselves and it may be time for a new one

-I eat way too much macaroni and cheese for a 26 year old woman

-For the most part, I am one very lucky girl with some pretty amazing friends and family