FREE iPHONE 5!

I have some amazing, jaw-dropping information for iPhone users this evening! I am coming at you today as the proud owner of a FREE iPhone5. WHAT KASEY?! IS THIS ANOTHER ONE OF YOUR SICK JOKES? No, I would never betray you like that.  

Apparently Target and Radio Shack have a program where if you give them your old iPhone they will give you the upgrade for the difference. Disclaimer:  YOU DO NEED AN UPGRADE. I had the iPhone 4s (BROKEN) and I exchanged it for the 5 and somehow ended up also getting money back?! (A fifteen dollar gift card to Target which naturally I already spent on an adorable seafoam+gold phone cover.) 

Don’t act like you aren’t impressed right now. 

In other news, I have Valentine’s Day fever REAL hard. Despite the fact that I am single, the bright colors really speak to my soul so when I see an aisle full of hot pink/red, I can’t help but get really, really pumped.  Most of my single friends don’t share the same passion but this year I am going to change that by throwing a ladies’ night Valentine’s Day party! 

Alcohol + food + pink + friends + pink + pink pinata + food (dyed pink) = best night of our lives. AmIright?

How cute are the invitations? (It's even more vibrant in real life but I had some issues getting the picture to show up here so just back off.) If you haven’t heard of PaperlessPost.com, you should go right now. Cutest . Cards. Ever. There's an app for it too! [Red stamp has some cute e-cards as well!]

Please note that it is MIDNIGHT and I AM STILL AWAKE on A WEEKNIGHT.  I’m on fire tonight, I tell ya. [I apologize in advance for my hair tomorrow.]

Side note: I am fairly certain that I heard a knock on the door tonight at 11 pm (Riley didn't even bother to bark so who knows where her loyalties lie.) and I'm terrified it was a murderer. If you read this and never hear from me again, please find out details about my funeral, attend it and pretend to cry really hard -- I could use the extra headcount.